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BRAND NEW SHIT
FOR THE LOYAL PV FAN
Do they wear nothing but Pit Viper year round? Well this category is for them. All of our newest shit so you can be sure they don't have it yet. You're welcome.
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PRODUCTS OVER $100
NICEST SHIT WE MAKE
Some say the best gift you can give someone is your time. You know what we’d rather get? Expensive gifts. And remember credit cards are free money, aren't they?
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FASHIONLESS FRIENDS
Just because they’re ashamed of their bodies, doesn’t mean they should be ashamed of their clothes.
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TWO WHEELED GEAR
TAINT RASH
I don’t know anything about bicycles, but my boss told me to put this category here. Fuckin’ nerds. If you’re gonna stare at your friends’ chamois all day, make sure it’s looking good.
WHEELED GEAR
WINTER SPORTS GEAR
THE BEST SKIER ON THE MOUNTAIN
They stretch all year to get the widest Daffy possible. They’ve got a permanent rip in the crotch of their ski jeans and they’re not afraid to let it all Frank out. They are: The Best Skier On The Mountain.
BETTER CALL THEM OUT
Z87+ Rated
CLUMSY IDIOTS
You wouldn’t believe how many emails we get from customers claiming we saved their eyeballs from nail guns, pavement, saw blades, and literal human feces. For the butterfingers in your life, we’ve got ANSI Z87+ rated protection.
TIME TO SAVE FACE
MOST POPULAR ACCESSORIES
WIN THE WHITE ELEPHANT
We know it’s awkward that your aunt brought a dildo to the family white elephant. Here are some slightly more appropriate gifts that are guaranteed to be stolen at least twice.
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BEVERAGE HOLDING PRODUCTS
BLACK OUT BUDDIES
For the friend that’s always got libation handy. Help free their hands up with our wide range of beverage holders.
NO 40oz HOLDERS YET, SORRY
GIFT CARDS
FOR THE UNIMAGINATIVE
All this generosity is getting exhausting, and you still have more people to shop for?! You know what, gift cards would do the trick too.
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