The High Tai'd Ellipticals

The official workout cocktail of sunglasses. 

This protein shake alternative calls for:

• 2 shots, aged rum
• 3 tablespoons, hydroxycut
• Extracted milk of citrus  
• 31 fluid oz, raw pork
• 5 ice cubes, luke warm

Stir, shake, slam  for 6 minutes. Let rest for 9. 

Pink and black splattered white frames and pink mirrored lens match myrtle beach sunsets perfectly. 

The Ellipticals are the same durable, functional frame you know and love from the Pit Viper 2000s, redesigned with a rounder, sexier lens to achieve a new expressive look. Look at that curve!