Invest in Boobs

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS:
Following a stiff and rigorous internal company-wide competition, our top 15 employees have each designed a shitty hat.
142 of each hat has been birthed into this world.
You cast your vote with your money. Buy your favorite hats.The first Shitty Hat to sell out wins! The winning employee receives bragging rights, the right to a federally mandated lunch break, and they don't have to do karaoke at the office holiday party.